Archive - Warty Roses

The Albino Alligator and His Expert

As we approached, the motionless, albino alligator, a man of thirty five-ish years, wearing a beige safari shirt and hat intercepted us.

Apr 18 •

February 2024

She fucked psyches, while he preferred bodies.

Feb 14 •

January 2024

September 2023

She had convinced herself she had seen angels outside of her window.

Sep 2, 2023 •

July 2023

I woke up from a hell ride, race car brain sleep.

Jul 19, 2023 •

January 2023

An extensive list of goals for 2023 and a look back at the horrific regrets of 2022!

It’s coming to my attention that I took for granted 2022.

Jan 7, 2023 •

November 2022

Living inside her body felt like she was trying to balance sandbags on top of her head, which did not help her as she set down people’s coffee.

Nov 16, 2022 •

September 2022

Thanks for reading Warty Roses!

Sep 3, 2022

July 2022

It Started In a Pizza Place in 1994

You gain weight eating at different restaurants.

Jul 6, 2022 •

June 2022

Her drivers license was found in the toilet of the Wendy’s she stopped at a couple hours ago. She knew it was missing when the bar tender asked to see…

Jun 17, 2022 •

April 2022

In Between People

1998 Her dad keeps his penthouse magazines under her bed.

Apr 23, 2022 •

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